The Greatest Belly Button Mystery of the Century!

Once again the Internets is all a-buzz about Miss Taylor Swift. This time everyone seems to be talking about her belly button.

Take a second and let that sink in.

There are "news" stories about Taylor Swift's belly button.

A belly button.

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At first I was like,

"Really, Internets? There is NOTHING else going on in the world today, so you have to go bat shit crazy about a girls belly button?"

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"What's wrong with her belly button? Is it deformed or something?"

So, I did a quick google search to find out what all the fuss was about. Apparently, there were people out there who questioned if Taylor even HAD a belly button. Seriously? Taylor Swift is not an alien (I don't think). Turns out, everyone went ga-ga over her bully button reveal because she rarely shows it. Now, isn't that a novel idea. A famous young pop artist that DOESN'T show her belly button. People found this news worthy...because she made the decision to keep her belly button covered up. It's like we've found a fucking unicorn!

Which brings me back to my musings on why people seem to dislike her? I still don't get it. She seems like a class act to me and some of these other little fluff pieces running around Hollywood could probably take a lesson or two from her play book.

Instead we have this:

 

VMA OMG SMH

So, did anyone else happen to catch the MTV Video Music Awards last night?

Even if you didn't watch it, surely you have heard about the train wreck that is Miley Cyrus. I know she is probably pleased as punch that everyone and their mother's are talking about her today. But sweet baby Jesus on a triscuit does she have to be so...so...

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Or so..

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The only thing going through my head was the jingle from the pull up commercials. You know..."I'm a big kid now". She is so blatantly trying to prove how 'grown up' she is, but sadly it just comes across as a little girl trying really hard to be sexy. Which is just oogy.

After seeing Miss Dry Hump Miley I don't understand the hate that Taylor Swift seems to get. I mean, look at her.

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And look at Miley..

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Did Miley catch some strange tropical disease that destroyed all her pores so she is no longer able to sweat? It's the ONLY reason I can come up with for why she is constantly photographed with her tongue hanging out of her mouth. Maybe the only way she can cool down now is by panting..a la "doggie style".

I don't care HOW many boys Taylor dates and then sings about. At least the girl still knows how to keep her damn tongue in her mouth.