Monday, August 26, 2013

VMA OMG SMH


So, did anyone else happen to catch the MTV Video Music Awards last night?

Even if you didn't watch it, surely you have heard about the train wreck that is Miley Cyrus. I know she is probably pleased as punch that everyone and their mother's are talking about her today. But sweet baby Jesus on a triscuit does she have to be so...so...

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The only thing going through my head was the jingle from the pull up commercials. You know..."I'm a big kid now". She is so blatantly trying to prove how 'grown up' she is, but sadly it just comes across as a little girl trying really hard to be sexy. Which is just oogy.

After seeing Miss Dry Hump Miley I don't understand the hate that Taylor Swift seems to get. I mean, look at her.

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And look at Miley..
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Did Miley catch some strange tropical disease that destroyed all her pores so she is no longer able to sweat? It's the ONLY reason I can come up with for why she is constantly photographed with her tongue hanging out of her mouth. Maybe the only way she can cool down now is by panting..a la "doggie style".

I don't care HOW many boys Taylor dates and then sings about. At least the girl still knows how to keep her damn tongue in her mouth.


3 comments:

  1. I am completely with you. I was embarrassed for her. Also, i'm sure her fiance was super pleased with her dancing skills last night. At least we know she can make it as a stripper if the music career doesn't pan out.

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  2. I did not watch it, but I have heard about it and seen some of the pics. I am sad for her. Her handlers need to give her better advice and actually take care of her. I think we have moved on from the Madonna days.

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  3. I was blog surfing and I found yours. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this post! I laughed out loud when you wondered about a strange tropical disease!

    Thank you for the laugh!

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