I'm positive I wouldn't make a very good president. I don't much care for rules or having all eyes on me. But I do like being right and telling people what to do. So..I'd be a hermit in the white house handing down executive orders like they were going out of style and veto'ing anything and everything that I didn't like or agree with.
"Oh, I'm not allowed to do that? Who's gonna stop me?! Congress? They are too busy arguing about which way to put on the toilet paper roll. MMMMwwwhahahahaha."