Sent to me via text message:
Dear Mrs Just Jinny,
Thank you for calling attention to our unfortunate oversight with your recent purchase of chicken. At Cluck Cluck Chicken Factory, we strive to make every customer pluckin' happy. Please feel free to come down to our farm to hand select the chickens we'll be using for your complimentary bag of chicken. This way, you'll know exactly how many pieces you'll receive. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
CEO, Cluck Cluck Chicken Factory