Bahahaha! This sounds like us, too. The Hubby actually gets annoyed if I don't ask him to open something. I keep a pair of (clean) rubber gloves just for opening jars. And I hate killing bugs. I don't know if y'all have those wolf spiders out where you live, but they're almost as big as a tarantula! I hate them. Hate them. Also, living out in the country, we have scorpions. Ew.