This is why I LOVE my Mother-in-law..
In text message:
MIL: I've been using what I thought was body lotion since Sunday. On a closer look it turns out to be body WASH! No wonder I've been so itchy and my eyes burn.
Me: LOL...er, I mean, Oh no! (she knows I love her)
MIL: Good thing I haven't got caught in the rain, I would have been bubbly!