1. One of life's most simple pleasures is let me just show you:
2. People being selfish assholes makes me want to punch someone {specifically the selfish asshole}.
3. I like my girlfriends because, they understand my sense of humor, roll with my mood swings, and talk trash with me.
4. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a funny word.
5. If I had to choose one beauty product to use for the rest of eternity it would be a tinted moisturizer with sunscreen protection.
6. I'm happy that I am so blessed.
7. I would never willingly sign up to play on a sports team. There are a lot of things I'm good at...team sports is not one of them.

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